The Story Behind The
Your Third-Favorite RPG PodcasT
Flash back to long, long ago, otherwise known as 2022. A gaggle of longstanding friends (plus an extra weirdo that got invited along on a whim — we’ll let you guess who) decided to play a game with dice and make-believe. They became three strangers trapped in an imagined ramshackle saloon during a violent dust storm. It was about an hour in when, through perilous encounters and heart-stopping storytelling, they all collectively had the same thought: “Oh fuck, we’re gonna have to make a podcast out of this, aren’t we?
Thus, Mage Hand High Five was born. We’re a group of actors, writers, storytellers, and friends who love improvising and playing outside the swords and sorcery tropes of traditional high fantasy Dungeons & Dragons campaigns. Instead, we wanna play with entirely different tropes! From thrilling single-episode tales to sprawling epics, we’ll jump between worlds — and genres — always ensuring that our listeners expect the unexpected.
Meet Our Storytellers
What, you don’t know these clowns already? Honestly, we’re not surprised. You may have seen them in such diverse locales as your local karaoke bar, professional playhouses from Washington to New York, or even the White House once or twice (for realsies!).
Robin Langenhop
They/Them
~Hayden Kincaide (The Badlands)
~Game Master (Terror at Camp Craven)
~Delia Downeybottom (Welcome to the Silly Goose Convention)
~Larry Lilacs (The Not-So-Great Lands)
Rowan McStay
They/Them
~Salome Briar (The Badlands)
~Lane DeMar (Terror at Camp Craven)
~Brian Gosling (Welcome to the Silly Goose Convention)
~Marsh Caraway (The Not-So-Great Lands)
Max Weinberg
He/Him
~Stuhmp Steenling (The Badlands)
~CJ McAllister (Terror at Camp Craven)
~Jangle the Squish (The Not-So-Great Lands)
Casey Papas
He/Him
~Dungeon Master (The Badlands)
~Eddie Hiller (Terror at Camp Craven)
~TK Gander (Welcome to the Silly Goose Convention)
~Dennis Dalton (The Not-So-Great Lands)
Campaign 1:
The Badlands
The Badlands. A truly god-forsaken place. You’d have to be crazy to leave the safety of Threed for its sands. However, this desert wasteland is more than it appears. Legend has it that beneath this blighted earth, something truly powerful lies dormant, awaiting the lucky — or perhaps unlucky — gunslinger to uncover it.
One fateful day, three strangers board a train heading into the dusty abyss: a shapeshifting bounty hunter, a runaway socialite, and a family man running from his thieving past.
Between you and me, they ain’t got a chance in hell.
- Campaign premieres August 15th!
WANTED!
Reward offered for any information leading to the arrest of these three cutthroats, vagabonds, and thieves.
SALOME BRIAR
(She/Her)
Well hi there, darlin'!
Salome Briar was born and raised in the Badlands by a trio of traveling sisters, but she's been livin' the high-falutin life lately as a socialite in Threed. She was never as gifted a healer as her mother -- gods rest her soul -- but she carries on the family legacy as a paladin of the Briar sisters' healing tradition.
Now, folks are always saying, "once you leave, you can't go home again," but Salome's headin' off to the Badlands to see about all that for herself.
Salome Briar, pleasure to make your acquaintance.
HAYDEN KINCAIDE
a.k.a. "THE STRANGER"
(They/Them)
Once a lowly pickpocket, now a shapeshifting bounty hunter known across the Badlands for taking on a different face for every job. You may meet them as a sweet innocent schoolchild, or as the cantankerous town drunk, but three things will give them away: the sly smile, the iridescent feather in their hat of disguise, and the crossbow bolt piercing your heart. What brings them to the Badlands? That's Hayden's business, and none of yours, friend. Few know their true name or true face.
Best start runnin', sweetheart.
'Cause the Stranger's on their way...
STUHMP STEENLING
(He/Him)
Stuhmp Steenling, former thief and expert in poisons. He left that life for a nice quiet one up in the mountains, and used his skills to become an apothecary. Earlier today, someone from Stuhmp's past came by to give him a not-so-friendly hello. Instead of sticking around for the party, he decided to leave his wife and child -- for their safety -- and set out to find whatever it is these people were looking for...
Before they could find it first.
Terror at Camp Craven
In this two-parter, GM Robin Langenhop takes our heroes — including guest player Imani Russell — through a pastiche of summer camp slasher movies with the Kids on Bikes RPG system.
Welcome to the Silly Goose Convention
In this CRIT Award-nominated one shot, guest GM Elliott Davis (My First Dungeon) takes the gang on a wild adventure with a game of his own design, based on his system “Something Is Wrong With the Chickens.”
The Not-So-Great Lands
Join guest GM Linnie Schell (Twice Rolled Tales) as the gang creates a Badlands-adjacent story on the fly utilizing Linnie’s own Mad Libs-based system “Tabletop Gone Mad”.